March 29th, 2007

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SAT MAR 31 | 8pm
O.K. Bird w/ Opening Flower Happy Bird and Sarah Carter
Tickets: $5

TUE APR 3 | 8pm
Mile High School w/ A Newborn Thriler
Tickets: $5

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SAT MAR 31, 2007

O.K. Bird | site

Opening Flower Happy Band | site

Sarah Carter | site

Time: 8pm
Tickets: $5
Relative Card: 50 points

do you like funkrock?

The O.K. Bird hails from our state's capital and sounds like love child of Tom Waits and the entire Elephant Six Collective. Carefully teetering between blues-soaked-folk and low-fi baroque pop with a litle sip of country. This guy always delivers a great show. Opening Flower Happy Band can be summed as fantastic. Electro-bubble-gum pop that will give your hips a workout. The lovely and talented Sarah Carter will be opening up and giving us a glimpse of songs from the long-long ago.

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TUE APR 3, 2007

Mile High School | site

A New Born Thriller | site

Time: 8pm
Tickets: $5
Relative Card: 50 points

summer summer time

Pop punk will always remind me of going to the beach, holding hands, skateboarding, friends, cookouts, bad tattoos, shaving my head, and a dead end job. These two bands are straight forward upbeat, posi pop punk for all the above mentioned scenarios. This will be a fun show. Come out and bring some ice cream.

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04/06	Bryon Summers Art Exhibition
04/07	Ghost Outfit CD Release
04/08	Truman Sparxx
04/10	Your Secrets Out
04/21	Glissade
04/28	Labia Minor
04/03	Mile High School

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MAR 03 thru APR 03 | 2007

Love Children of Color and Line
Eric and Jacqueline Bos

This series has been focusing on periods of time. Each of my smaller works symbolize and incorporate the day in which they were made. And my larger works are about longer periods of time, like seasons, with an emphasis on a few days during that time. I incorporate photos and line into my work as a representation of thoughts or actions. And I write as if in a journal in boxes so the words overlap and become indistinct, so I am the only one who knows what is written. I also write things and paint over the words as well as the pictures. This series is me, but masked to you (I can’t tell you everything about me). Each of these pieces is highlighting the small things, the little intricacies of life that happen only once, and deserve to be recorded. This series is my history book, my journal, my life.

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New Shapes!

Attention all Bakers: Relative Theory is looking for people who make vegan products. If you make the ill na na please let us know because we will proudly serve your goodness to our customers. Also you may notice a slight price increase as we are carrying Organic milk now as well as Rice milk, Soy Milk, and Almond milk. These things are better for this planet and also more expensive but we all need to set better examples. Ciao baby!

New To The Menu

Switch Soda
These beverages are addicting! 100% juice no sugar or additives or anything. They are carbonated, but that just makes it fun. We have lots of different flavors, so try them all.

Route 11 Potatoe Chips
These little chips are the bees knees!! Made right up the street from us, the are potatoe chips for all of us Locavores. We only have a few flavors in stock now, but we will have all of them at out disposal soon.

Also we have new Pom Iced Tea, which is the dudley do-right of iced teas. There are a couple different flavors to get you hopping. And still kicking are the Jet Tea Smoothie flavors. PEACH! PEAR! I love this new baby food series.

Now Available

We are looking to add a couple of new items and switch out a couple of products. We won't be carrying JetTea anymore and we are now using Big Train Fruit Goodness. We switched just because of the name. Just kidding. Also we are thinking of moving from Revolution Tea to this other brand whose name I can't recall at the moment but we liked to merchandising ability plus it allows us to consolidate vendors. And it's organic. Mighty Leaf! That is what it's called. Plus we are now selling retail size versions of Larry's Beans in a small take home 1 lb bag. The flavors are Bean Martin, Frank Sumatra, Larry's Pure Guatemalan. One day at a time we are becoming an actual cafe. Who knows, maybe one day we'll make a profit like a real retail establishment!

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DuBBuddies Night
get up - get down!
8 PM

The Next Monday [03/19]:
Try to reconstruct your first mix tape, Either the first one you made or the first one you ever received.

What is DuBBuddies?

Just so you know DuBBuddies is about to change to once a month and will work in correlation with the premiere of our monthly mix cd the store produces called Relative Tracks, which is free to all Relative Cardholders. Just so you know our theme is always new music because that is our business, however we set the theme for the CDs you bring in to trade with friends. See left.

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