Febuary 22th, 2007

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WED FEB 28 | 8pm
Call Me Lightning w/ Polemics, Deep Sea Divers, This Is Grow
Tickets: $5

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WED FEB 28, 2007

Call Me Lightning | site

Polemics | site

Deep Sea Divers | site

This Is Grow | site

Time: 8pm
Tickets: $5
Relative Card: 50 points

oh, the trouble were in

Can we get a hellz yeah, CML are coming back to ye olde record store in support of their new record, put out by French Kiss Records, Soft Skeleton. If you are unfaniliar with CML they harness the frenetic post-punk sound that has been influenced by the likes of The Talking Heads, The Jesus Lizard and more. Their new record slays and this show will too. Also on the bill is hyper new-wave-garage-rockers Polemics. I don't think they have played here before but they remind me of early Pretty Girls Make Graves and Love is All. Deep Sea Divers, nu-local heartthrobs are bringing their rock stylings to the stage this night as well. Sometimes sounding like Modest Mouse's little brother or Pavement's pre-pubescent cousin, these guys are fun to watch and listen to. Rounding out the bill is This Is Grow, a two piece shredding duo. Should be wild and fun. See you there.

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*this is your Relative future.

03/05	Molly Crabapple Bookin Signing
03/10	Simply One Music Hip Hop & R&B Showcase
03/11	The Gaskets DVD Release Party @ 7pm
03/11	Fight Amputation, Tarpit, Gunna Vahm, Arcadius @ 8:30pm
03/12	Ela (member for Askeleton)
03/13	Astronautalis
03/23	Spazzmatics, Couch Jumpers, Probable Cause

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FEB 02 thru MAR 01 | 2007

Atractivo Y Violento
Liquid Method

Cheap thrills, fast cars, faster women and sex n’ violence around every corner. It’s like a sinister “B” movie that’s playing out in my imagination. Like the cheap paperback you read to escape the drab, dull life that you’ve resigned to accept. You fantasize about barreling down an empty highway, full throttle and running on fumes. No destination in particular as long as it’s anywhere but here. Whether you self implode or slam head first into a brick wall, it’s the thrill of knowing these are the last fleeting moments of your life that drives you. There is no tomorrow, just you and a pile of empty beer cans in a shady hotel on the lower side of town. And oh yeah, a knock on the door.

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New Shapes!

Attention all Bakers: Relative Theory is looking for people who make vegan products. If you make the ill na na please let us know because we will proudly serve your goodness to our customers. Also you may notice a slight price increase as we are carrying Organic milk now as well as Rice milk, Soy Milk, and Almond milk. These things are better for this planet and also more expensive but we all need to set better examples. Ciao baby!

New To The Menu

Switch Soda
These beverages are addicting! We have to charge our employees cost on these babies, because if we didn't they would drink us out of business, they're that tasty . 100% juice no sugar or additives or anything. They are carbonated, but that just makes it fun. We have lots of different flavors, so try them all.

Route 11 Potatoe Chips
These little chips are the bees knees!! Made right up the street from us, the are potatoe chips for all of us Locavores. We only have a few flavors in stock now, but we will have all of them at out disposal soon.

Pacific Soups We haven't got these in yet, but we will be getting them in very soon. Now you can warm your bellies with wholesome and nutrional goodness from our cafe, while we pump you full of the ear candy you desire.

Now Available

Over the next few weeks we will be transforming the "Relative Cafe" into the Cafe de Boot or something. We will be working directly with the Five Points Farmers Market, besides bringing in the items listed to the left, but fruits, nuts, and other things that our region is producing. Brendan, the Chef at The Boot, will be supplying homemade cookies, biscotti's and other delicious treats. We hope to move into doing salads and panini's, but we have to walk before we can crawl. Reverse that. Stay tuned on the face lift we give the cafe.

Come On Out

DuBBuddies Night
get up - get down!
8 PM

The Next Monday [02/26]:
Everyone who comes in loves Brad. Well, show him you love him with a little mixtape appreciation. Title it "Hey, Man" and put songs on there that would make him say, "Thanks, Man"

What is DuBBuddies?

Just so you know DuBBuddies is about to change to once a month and will work in correlation with the premiere of our monthly mix cd the store produces called Relative Tracks, which is free to all Relative Cardholders. Just so you know our theme is always new music because that is our business, however we set the theme for the CDs you bring in to trade with friends. See left.

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