April 5th, 2007
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SAT APR 7 | 8pm
Ghost Outfit
w/ Romance in Ransom, The Offering, and Paint the World Yellow
Tickets: $5 adv / $7 day of

SUN APR 7 | 8pm
Truman Sparxxx
w/ Paper Date, F.S. Crew
Tickets: $5

TUE APR 10 | 8pm
Your Secrets Out
w/ A Heart Wellending, A Skylit Drive
Tickets: $5

 

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SAT APR 7, 2007

Ghost Outfit | site

Romance in Ransom | site

The Offering | site

Paint the World Yellow | site

Time: 8pm
Tickets: $5 adv / $7 day of
Relative Card: 50 points

soft temple

This will be Ghost Outfit's official CD release show. They we scheduled a few weeks back to do this but unfortunately, there was a mishap at the printers and they didn't get there product on time. Anyways, that was the past, mistakes have been corrected and now the OG's are ready to melt your face. Ghost Outfit is by far one of the most talented local bands in the 757. They play intellilgent post-punk in the vain of MIssion of Burma and The Wedding Present - a blue collar working man's attitude with new world ideas. We are proud to be hosting such an event with such a great band. They will be bringing some of there friends with them Romance in Ransom, The Offering, and Paint the World Yellow.

SUN APR 8, 2007

Truman Sparxxx | site

Paper Date | site

F.S. Crew | site

Time: 7pm
Tickets: $5
Relative Card: 50 points

bunny hop

What better way to spend your Easter Sunday then getting your faced melted. We have some serious rock'n rollers playing this evening. Truman Sparxxx are a fantastic little surf rockers from part all over VA, Paper Date is southern CA style rock - like Sublime or Pepper and last is F.S Crew who are probably one of our new favorites local bands. Bring your Cadbury bunnies up here!

TUE APR 10, 2007

Your Secret's Out | site

A Heart Wellending | site

A Skylit Drive | site

Time: 8pm
Tickets: $5
Relative Card: 50 points

all girls welcome

Imagine getting into a van with some of your friends and performing your brand of rock and roll all across America. That's what these bands are doing. Let's all go to this show and welcome them! Hey I have a white belt and a crooked haircut too! Hey dood, let me borrow your make up. Yes!
BE KIND PLEASE REMIND *this is your Relative future.
04/13 Fashion Show
04/16 Foxes Through Fences
04/21 Glissade
04/28 Labia Minor
05/05 Skies Over Saturn
05/11 Resonance
05/21 Call Me Lightning
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MAR 03 thru APR 03 | 2007

Love Children of Color and Line
Eric and Jacqueline Bos

This series has been focusing on periods of time. Each of my smaller works symbolize and incorporate the day in which they were made. And my larger works are about longer periods of time, like seasons, with an emphasis on a few days during that time. I incorporate photos and line into my work as a representation of thoughts or actions. And I write as if in a journal in boxes so the words overlap and become indistinct, so I am the only one who knows what is written. I also write things and paint over the words as well as the pictures. This series is me, but masked to you (I can’t tell you everything about me). Each of these pieces is highlighting the small things, the little intricacies of life that happen only once, and deserve to be recorded. This series is my history book, my journal, my life.

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New To The Menu

Switch Soda
These beverages are addicting! 100% juice no sugar or additives or anything. They are carbonated, but that just makes it fun. We have lots of different flavors, so try them all.

Route 11 Potatoe Chips
These little chips are the bees knees!! Made right up the street from us, the are potatoe chips for all of us Locavores. We only have a few flavors in stock now, but we will have all of them at out disposal soon.

Also we have new Pom Iced Tea, which is the dudley do-right of iced teas. There are a couple different flavors to get you hopping. And still kicking are the Jet Tea Smoothie flavors. PEACH! PEAR! I love this new baby food series.

Now Available

We are looking to add a couple of new items and switch out a couple of products. We won't be carrying JetTea anymore and we are now using Big Train Fruit Goodness. We switched just because of the name. Just kidding. Also we are thinking of moving from Revolution Tea to this other brand whose name I can't recall at the moment but we liked to merchandising ability plus it allows us to consolidate vendors. And it's organic. Mighty Leaf! That is what it's called. Plus we are now selling retail size versions of Larry's Beans in a small take home 1 lb bag. The flavors are Bean Martin, Frank Sumatra, Larry's Pure Guatemalan. One day at a time we are becoming an actual cafe. Who knows, maybe one day we'll make a profit like a real retail establishment!

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DuBBuddies Night
get up - get down!
8 PM

The Next Monday [04/09]:
I think the idea of guilty pleasures is stupid but make a mix of what your "guilty pleasures" are.

What is DuBBuddies?

Just so you know DuBBuddies is about to change to once a month and will work in correlation with the premiere of our monthly mix cd the store produces called Relative Tracks, which is free to all Relative Cardholders. Just so you know our theme is always new music because that is our business, however we set the theme for the CDs you bring in to trade with friends. See left.



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