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MARCH 21th, 2006 Issue No. 010
 
ITEMS FOR SALE Animal Collective
Band of Horses
Cocteau Twins
Editors
Essex Green
Howe Gelb
Ben Harper
Jazzanova & Gilles Peterson
Sondre Lerche
Liars
Lifetime
Loose Fur
Madlib
Mates of State
Mclusky
Aki Tsuyuko

REIUSSES

Daktaries
Sugarman 3

BACK IN STOCK

FM3 Buddah Machine

Out of The Box 89.5 FM
selections from your favorite independent radio program

Under The Microscope
take a closer look on some titles you may have missed
EVENTS | SHOWS

SAT MAR 25 | 8PM
Private Eleanor w/Bellafonte & Sheriff John Stone
Tickets $5 adv / $7 door

MON MAR 27 | 8PM
They Shoot Horses Don't They? w/Kamikaze Shake
Tickets $5 adv / $7 door

TUES MAR 28 | 8PM
I Can Lick Any Sonofabitch In The House w/Rob Holten
@ Ghent Taphouse
Tickets $5 adv / $7 door
21 & up


IN THE GALLERY Cantrol | MAR 3 - MAR 30
Artist - Mike Wood
Graffiti Photography Exhibition
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Flavor of the Week - Vanilla Nut
Decaf - Guatemalan Roast
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Animal Collective
Grass [CD / DVD]

Release Date: 03/21/06
Label: Fat Cat
CD: $9.98
Audio for this release is taken from the UK only "Grass" single. The title track of the single is a brilliant three-minute slice of feral, infectious pop, driven by pounding drums and yelping and hollering vocals/ Two further tracks - "Must Be Treeman" and "Fickle Cycle" are exclusive to the single. The former is a derailed slice of acid ambiance - all mushroomed, munchkin vocals and collapsing veils of treated electronics, while "Fickle Cycle" - a live favorite - is another stunning rhythmic piece that perfectly compliments "Grass".The DVD includes the "Grass" video by Superhate, "Who Could Win A Rabbit?" video by Sung Tong's engineer Danny Perez, exclusive "Fickle Cycle" video by Feels recording engineer Scott Colburn, and an exclusive six minute video and sound collage by Brian DeGraw of Gang Gang Dance..

Genre/Style: Rock
Band of Horses
Everything All The Time

Release Date: 03/21/06
Label: Sub Pop
CD: $13.98
LP: $12.98
Guitarist / Vocalist Ben Bridwell and bassist Mat Brooke formed Band Of Horses in 2004 after the dissolution of their nearly ten year run in northwest melancholic darlings Carissas Wierd. Carissas Wierd trafficked in sadly beautiful orchestral pop, whose songs told unflinching stories of heartbreak and loss leavened with defeatist humor. Band Of Horses rises from those ashes. Buoyed by Bridwells warm reverb heavy vocals which channel a strange brew of Wayne Coyne Neil Young and Doug Martsch the groups woodsy dreamy songs ooze with amorphous tension longing and hope. Both raggedly epic and delicately pensive this is an album painted gorgeously in fragile highs and lows.

Genre/Style: Rock / Pop
Cocteau Twins
Lullabies to Violaine Box Set
Lullabies to Violaine: Singles vol 1
Lullabies to Violaine: Singles vol 2


Release Date: 03/21/06
Label: 4AD
Box Set Price: $34.98
CD: $14.98
For the first time all the non-album tracks from across the Cocteau Twins' entire career have been compiled to form Lullabies to Violaine Volumes 1 and 2. Offering a unique view of their musical journey from the perspective of all their single / EP releases which incorporate most of their best known tracks.

Genre/Style: Pop
Editors
Back Room

Release Date: 03/21/06
Label: Red Ink / Fader
CD: $11.98
When you're friends been blogging about these guys for months and another friend text messages you from SXSW telling you how amazing these guys are, so gotta listen. Shimmering, dark pop in the vain of I Love You But I've Chosen Darkness, Interpol, Joy Division. These guys are the hype and maybe, MAYBE the new black.

Genre/Style: Rock
Essex Green
Cannibal Sea
Release Date: 03/21/06
Label: Merge
CD: $14.98
The third full length from this Brooklyn collective features songs that draw on themes of travel exploration and the desire for a quiet niche amid the pressures of big city living. Listening to this is like opening a songbook of classic pop. The twelve songs incorporate country rock traces of The Byrds, the Greenwich Village balladry of Fred Neill and the acoustic pop harmonizing of The Mamas And The Papas. Add the pure pop perfection of The Monkees and mix with more modern traces of The Shins, The Hidden Cameras, and Jens Lekman and you have a recipe for a sound that's timeless without being purely retro.

Genre/Style: Rock / Pop
Howe Gelb
Sno Angel Like You

Release Date: 03/21/06
Label: Thrill Jockey
CD: $14.98

Howe recorded this record with the help of a Canadian gospel choir called Voices Of Praise but this isnt gospel music. Said Gelb, "It was a grand experiment to see if we could mesh the sounds of the muck I make with the dizzying effect of the glorious sound the choir makes." Arcade Fire drummer Jeremy Gara contributed helping Howe in old school Giant Sand fashion just laying down guitar and drums after which the gospel choir arranged themselves on the tracks. This record includes seven new songs, three old Giant Sand tunes Gelb always felt begged for a choir and three Rainer Ptacek songs. Highly Recommended.

Genre/Style: Pop / Instrumental

Ben Harper
Both Sides of the Gun

Release Date: 03/21/06
Label: Virgin
Limited Edition: $24.98
CD: $16.98

On his albums with the Innocent Criminals, Harper has alternated songs based in different styles, from Led Zeppelin-esque rock to trad-gospel to various strains of blues and R&B and folk pop. On his new album, Both Sides of the Gun, Harper goes about all of this in a more organized fashion. The eighteen songs of Gun come on two discs, although they could have fit on one -- the idea was to break the album into halves rather than make an epic double album. The first contains rock-based uptempos, the second features ballads whose arrangements often employ symphonic strings. At the same time, Gun is intentionally less polished than 2003's Diamonds on the Inside -- more instrumentally jumpy and sonically visceral.

Genre/Style: Rock

Jazzanova & Gilles Peterson
Kings of Jazz [2CDs]

Release Date: 03/14/06
Label: Rapster
CD: $18.98 $14.98
LP: Part A $21.98
LP: Part B $21.98

Latest volume in this series finds Jazzanova & Gilles Peterson compiling their favorite tracks. Gilles delves deep into his own extensive library, digging up tracks that range from early work like blues-tinged saxophone recording of John Coltrane and the slow piano of Bill Evans to up-tempo pieces such as "Anthenagin" and a laid back version of "My Favorite Things" by Mark Murphy. The Jazzanova side explores a range of contemporary styles influenced by jazz and given many different names from broken beat to jazz-house and electronica.


Genre/Style: Jazz / Electronic
Sondre Lerche
Duper Sessions

Release Date: 03/21/06
Label: Astralwerks
CD: $15.98 $11.98
A charming detour into jazz-inflected pop, Duper Sessions is a fresh, back-to-basics collection of songs that showcases a more intimate side of this gifted singer-songwriter. Inspired by Chet Baker, Caetano Veloso and even David Lynch, Duper Sessions transports the listener into a different time and place, filled with melody and romanticism. Featuring classic-sounding originals plus covers of songs by Elvis Costello, Cole Porter and Prefab Sprout's Paddy McAloon, Duper Sessions is Sondre Lerche's tribute to the music he loves.

Genre/Style: Pop
Liars
Drum's Not Dead [CD / DVD]

Release Date: 03/21/06
Label: Mute
CD/DVD: $18.98 $14.98
LP/DVD: $18.98
DRUM'S NOT DEAD was partly inspired by the LIARS' relocation to Berlin from NYC after their 2004 album They Were Wrong, So We Drowned. From clanging guitars, martial beats, dense drones and pulverizing rhythms to high dreamy harmonies, off-kilter guitar lines and soothing samples of waves lapping, this is LIARS' finest, fullest and most unexpected album to date. Shredding all past reference points, DRUM'S NOT DEAD sees LIARS taking another seismic step forward, switching continents, seizing new musical territory and expanding their audio-visual ambitions. DRUM'S NOT DEAD comes with its own cinematic sister project - a DVD, with 3 film versions of the album, directed by band members Angus Andrew, Julian Gross & filmmaker Markus Wambsganss. Each film is comprised of videos for every track on the album: 36 videos total. From backstage travelogues to surreal animation and mini sci-fi epics, Liars document the process of recording, touring, then visually reinventing each track.

Genre/Style: Rock / Pop / Alternative
Lifetime
Someone in the Swamps of Jersey

Release Date: 03/21/06
Label: Jade Tree
CD: $14.98

This double disc set not only collects early singles, later compilation tracks, covers and demos. But also two different versions of their crucial and long out of print 1993 debut Background. Disc ones version has been completely remixed and it foreshadows the tight loud and exuberant sound that would come to define the band. Disc two presents the album in all of its original glory complete with the bonus live set and now remastered for collectors..


Genre/Style: Punk / Rock
Loose Fur
Born in the USA

Release Date: 03/21/06
Label: Drag City
CD: $14.98
LP: $11.98

Listening to the licks a-flyin' and cowbells a-ringing, it's clear that Born Again in the USA is more the work of a full-fledged rock band that the first Loose Fur album - which isn't to say that Kotche, O'Rouke, and Tweddy didn't bother to weave the ever-lovin kitchen sink into this brand-new sonic tapestry. On the contrary... for their second coming, they gave us everything they had - because our modern way of life hangs in the balance! If this shit doesn't save you, then nothing will. Highly Recommended.


Genre/Style: Rock
Madlib
Beat Konducta vol. 1-2: Movie Scenes

Release Date: 03/21/06
Label: Stones Throw
CD: $14.98 $11.98
LP: $12.98
Following up his successful Beat Konducta vinyl only releases, Madlib rounds out his first CD collection of hip hop instrumentals with Beat Konducta vol 1-2 : Movie Scenes. These new, orginal tracks have been culled from the now-legendary beats CDs which provided the basis for Madlib's 2004-2005 productions from Madvillian, Quasimotot and Jaylib. Movie Scenes presents a vivid hip hop soundtrack for each mood in the model of vintage "library records" made for TV and film background music in the funky 1960s & 70s. Each of the 40 tracks has a title as well as a parenthetical mood or theme to correspond with what's unfolding on the screen. The film is for you to imagine, the score courtesy of Madlib the Beat Konducta.

Genre/Style: Hip-Hop
Mates of State
Bring It Back

Release Date: 03/21/06
Label: Barsuk
CD: $14.98
LP: $13.98
Mates of State's unique, often complex, and always catchy pop gems defy genre boundaries. This husband/wife duo has released three previous full-lengths as well as numerous singles and EPs. Though a duo, they never fail to generate an abundance of melody and harmony via monster, bass-heavy organ, creative drumming, and alternately lushly layered and playfully dueling vocals. "Bring It Back" is Mates Of State at their complex yet lighthearted best: impeccably layered music that rewards attention, analysis, and repeated listens, but that's also instantly enchanting, drawing you in at once with hook upon incredible hook.
Genre/Style: Rock / Pop
McLusky
McLuskyism (Limited Edition 3CD)

Release Date: 03/21/06
Label: Too Pure
CD: $11.98
The collection is available as a strictly limited edition 3 CD set, comprising A sides, B sides and C sides (rareties and live tracks). The live songs are taken from the band's final headline performance at London's ULU, recorded by the nice people at liveherenow. All the A sides feature on the standard single disc.

Genre/Style: Rock
Aki Tsuyuko
Hokane (CD/Book)

Release Date: 03/21/06
Label: Thrill Jockey
CD: $15.98
Hokane is a 48 page 4 color 6 x 8 hardbound book containing musical and visual short stories written, performed and drawn by Aki Tsuyuko and it's the first in a series of books to be released by Thrill Jockey. Upcoming artists in the series include Daniel Higgs and Thomas Campbell. On this release Aki plays organ and sings her delicate vocals and melodies are exotic and whimsical. She's a frequent collaborator with Nobukazu Takemura in addition to Tortoise, Arto Lindsay, Jim O'Rourke, Sonic Youth and Yo La Tengo.

Genre/Style: Pop
Daktaris
Soul Explosion

Release Date: 03/21/06
Label: Daptone
CD: $12.98
LP: $13.98

Originally released on Desco, out of print for a long time. The undisputed heavyweight afro-funk album. Features members of Fela Kuti's band as well as musicians that would later found Antibalas and the Dap-Kings.


Genre/Style: Funk
Sugarman 3
Soul Donkey

Release Date: 03/21/06
Label: Daptone
CD: $12.98
LP: $13.98
Soul Donkey, the Sugarman Three's sophomore release on Desco Records, documented a first turn towards the more raw funk sound into which the band would later fully embrace on Daptone's Pure Sugar. As an album, it has a sound and a vibe and has been sought after by collectors and fans alike since it went out of print around the turn of the millenium. Try it on. It feels good.

Genre/Style: Funk
   
FM3 Buddha Machine


Price: $24.98

Restocked! 2nd edition now available. A unique 'soundbox' from China, which is causing senstation worldwide. A totally dazzling item which causes jaw-dropping delight everywhere -- Alan Bishop bought twenty-four of these on sight, Brian Eno bought eight (how's that for apocalyptical math?). FM3 are a duo of Christiaan Virant and Chinese keyboardist and computer musician Zhang Jian -- based in Beijing. The Buddha Machine is a hardware loop player, built kind of like a little AM radio (available in 6 different colors, shipped randomly), but without all the nonsense -- total genius from out of nowhere! The Buddha Machine is a small soundbox made in China which comes with an integrated speaker, a volume control, mini jack-out and a switch to choose between nine different loops which are stored on a small chip and can be directly played by this mini soundsystem.

   
Rosanne Cash
Black Cadillac

Release Date: Jan 06
Label: Capitol
CD: $16.98

On her lastest, Rosanne confronts her family legacy as never before while simultaneously pursuing her own bold creative path with renewed commitment.

Genre/Style: Rock

Minus 5
self-titled

Release Date: Feb 06
Label: Yep Rock
CD: $15.98 Sale $11.98

The Minus Five has always been witty popmeister Young Fresh Fellow Scott McCaughey's baby, first and foremost. And you could say that child reaches total excellent maturity on "The Gun Album," the band's seventh full-length, although it sounds silly to say it that way. McCaughey is of course a "fifth member" of R.E.M., a decent day job but one that's kept Minus Five albums in the "side project" realm for too long. But this is the album that stands on its own, the slightly twisted and wry lyrics perfectly accompanied by tasteful but not too tasteful chamber-rock throughout. And then there's the assembled cast. If you're going to do the guest artist thing you might as well do it right, and McCaughey assembles the indie-rock version of a Missy album here. Of course you're got longtime collaborator Peter Buck, but there're also all the dudes from Wilco on one song, with Colin Meloy, Sean Nelson, John Wesley Harding, and Kelly Hogan joining in on others. --Mike McGonigal


Genre/Style: Rock
Scott Miller & the Commonwealth
Citation

Release Date: March 06
Label: Dreamworks Nashville
CD: $16.98

CD OF THE WEEK! You don’t hear authentic rock n roll much anymore. The Springsteen, Tom Petty, Jerry Lee Lewis kind. The ice cold beer and red hot guitar kind, The kind with unfettered emotional urgency. Bursting at the seams. Scott Miller & The Commonwealth do just that on Citation. Citation is no fear. Flat out. No tiptoeing around subject or language or anything. Feet firmly planted on the ground. Rock n roll. The kind you dont hear too much anymore. Includes a cover of Neil Young's "Hawks and Doves".


Genre/Style: Rock / Pop
Josh Rouse
Subtitulo

Release Date: Mar 2006
Label: Nettwerk
CD: $17.98
CD OF THE WEEK! Soulful singer / songwriter starts of '06 with his 6th album which is heavily influenced by his move to the Mediterranean Coast.

Genre/Style: Singer / Songwriter
Tom Russell
Love and Fear

Release Date: Mar 06
Label: Hightone
CD: $16.98
With Love & Fear, Tom shakes off his folk troubadour shackles to bare his soul with his most personal recording to date. First album of all-original songs in over a decade!

Genre/Style: Rock
   
Some Girls
Heaven's Pregnant Teens

Release Date: Jan 06
Label: Epitaph
CD: $13.98 Sale $9.98

Description: Some Girls is a five-person assault out of the sleepy Navy town of San Diego, comprised of the creme de la crass of musicians from that city's famed hardcore/punk underground. Fronted by Give Up The Ghost and American Nightmare s Wes Eisold, the band features a who's who of hardcore players from The Locust, Plot To Blow Up The Eiffel Tower, Unbroken, Over My Dead Body, Swing Kids, and Crimson Curse. This is their first full-length; an unrelenting musical psychosis, adding new dimensions of brutality to Some Girls now-trademark thrash attack. Includes a snarling cover of Public Image Ltd. s post-punk classic, Religion.


Genre/Style: Hardcore / Punk
Various Artists
Cult Cargo- Belize City Boil Up

Release Date: Oct 05
Label: Numero Group
CD: $19.98

What were once loose-fitting descriptions for American influenced homegrown R&B, are now but common parlance in the lexicon of genre classification.These regional movements all yielded monumental sonic innovations that returned to America with tidal force, eventually flooding the world with third world treasure. The music of Detroit and Memphis were quite possibly America's largest cultural export of the 1960s, spawning imitators with every radio wave that whispered 'I've got sunshine... or Sittin' in the morning sun... into the fertile ear of the uninitiated. For every Nigeria there were ten Ghana's, and every shiny Brazilian soulster had his counterpart in Peru, Argentina, and Columbia. Good news travels fast, and as the gospel of American soul hit the beaches of Trinidad, the Bahamas, and in this case, Belize, it was as though the Gods had not just spoken, but sung. A Cargo Cult is what happens when one culture begins worshipping the byproducts of another. Cult Cargo is the unexpected result of that devotion. It is here in these sixty odd minutes that The Numero Group unveils a style of music completely unknown to the greater world before we dragged it from the beaches of Belize. The national dish of Belize is made with a diverse mixture of ingredients, pig's tail, potatoes, plantains, bananas, boiled eggs, yams, whole fish, thrown in a pot, and boiled to perfection. They call it a Boil Up. The music of this collection combines equal parts of R&B, calypso, disco, funk, reggae, bruckdown, soul, folk, and whatever else can be found back on the bottom shelf of the musical pantry. This too is called Boil Up, and it's anything
but leftovers.


Genre/Style: World / Samba / Afro Beat

Various Artists
Hard To Find vol. 1

Release Date: Feb 2006
Label: Funk-O-Rama
CD: $19.98
Funk-O-Rama records compiles in this first volume of Hard to Find! a series of songs (all of these coming from 45s searched by collectors and DJs for years) that draw a possible horizon of the American Underground Funk between 1968 (Seven Souls) and 1975 (Jade). This first compilation of Funk-O-Rama records checks the old school funk and its diverse mixtures with soul (Soul Partners, The Deacons), gospel (The Brothers & Sisters), JBs style (Soul Tornadoes, Maskman, Wee Willie.), blaxploitation (Caprell's) and modern soul (Jade). This period of funk's peak and decline coincides with the last splendour (The Deacons, Big Barney, Creative Funk.) and the agony (High Voltage) of the Hammond Organ, an instrument that went out of fashion in the mid-seventies until its rebirth at the end of the eighties.

Genre/Style: Funk
Album Leaf
In A Safe Place

Release Date: June 04
Label: Sub Pop
CD: $13.98
The Album Leaf is the recording moniker of guitarist Jimmy LaValle. Though LaValle's main commitment is as a member of San Diego-based post-rock outfit Tristeza, he has found time to record as a solo artist, creating lush, meditative instrumental albums that fall somewhere between Erik Satie, John Fahey, Brian Eno, and the Sea & Cake. In A Safe Place, LaValle's third full-length release and his debut for SubPop, builds on the spare, trance-like qualities of his first two albums, fleshing out the repetitive patterns and delicate textures with the help of digital shading and instrumental support from members of Icelandic rock group Sigur Ros. The wispy, airy strains of the opener, "Window," put one in mind of Eno's Ambient 1: Music For Airports, luring the listener into a bright netherworld. A soothing digital pulse backs a gentle, chiming guitar pattern in "On Your Way," while the hypnotic "Over the Pond" features a simple piano refrain repeated, then detailed with strings and Sigur Ros's accompaniment. The effect is a powerful one, giving dimension and contour to LaValle's already developed musical vision and, ultimately, making IN A SAFE PLACE the artist's strongest statement to date.

Genre/Style: Pop
Jel
Soft Money

Release Date: Feb 06
Label: Anticon
CD: $15.98 $11.98
The head architect of Anticon's aural acropolis at long last offers his album-length debut, Soft Money. On 2002's 10 Seconds, Jeffrey "Jel" Logan created a long-playing ode to his first real love, the SP-1200 sampler, composed entirely of hand-picked snippets from over three decades of hip-hop. Soft Money takes the same meticulous approach but expands it both literally and conceptually. Though undeniably rooted in the boom-bap of hip hop, this is an ode to all good music, channeled through one man, his machines, and a little help from his friends.

Genre/Style: Hip-Hop
   
Atreyu
Death Grip On Yesterday
Sale $14.98
Matt Costa
Songs We Sing $14.98
Ghostface Killah
Fishscale
Sale $11.98
Piano Magic
Incurable
Sale $11.98
Pearls Before Swine Radio Pearls
Sale $16.98
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Show Your Bones
Sale $13.98

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FRI MAR 24, 2006

The Late | site & sound
Anything Else | site & sound
Sons of Noah | site & sound

Tickets: $5
Showtime: 8 PM
Relative Card: 50 points

My cousin's band is jamming!

The Late is my cousin's band. He's the drummer and has long hair. That means he rocks. Sons of Noah are on the bill as well and they make me wish it was summer time - you know, wearing shorts, hanging out shirtless with your dudes at the beach. I've never seen Anything Else before but the few tracks have rocking parts like Quicksand or Helmet mixed with the angst of Thursday.

Bring your neck brace. Head banging will be mandatory.

SAT MAR 25, 2006

Private Eleanor | site & sound
Bellefonte | site & sound
Sheriff John Stone | site & sound

Tickets: $5 adv / $7 door
Showtime: 8 PM
Relative Card: 50 points

Can we be friends?

The first time Private Eleanor played Relative Theory, I was sipping a cup of coffee and everything was just really pleasant and nice. Actually they have never played here but when we were compiling the informatoin for this email, we ran across this photo of them behind their tour bus with coffee and I think that's swell, just like their music - if you're a fan of Elliott Smith you'll be here. Bellefonte has that upbeat, snap your fingers and wiggle your walk kind of swagger to their tunes - it's indie rock with maybe a Minus the Bear feel and a bit more. Sheriff John Brown sells fake badges at the merch tables and for $5 you can have you photo taken with them in a prisoner's uniform. All right, I made that up, but I'm going to talk with them about that we they get here.

Come out for the madness.

MON MAR 27, 2006

They Shoot Horses Don't They | site & sound
Under Twilight Sleep | site & sound

Tickets: $5 adv / $7 door
Showtime: 8 PM

Why they done did that?

I'm gonna give you the short skinny on the Canadians that call themselves They Shoot Horses Don't They. You take the quirkiness and creativeness of Captain Beefheart and add a little bit of the Kraut -ness of the Liars and throw in some horns. FUCKING STELLAR. We just added Under Twilight Sleep to the bill. These guys have a great Les Savy Fav meets Shipping News kind of feel to them. Relative Josh totally backs these kids.

Get your ass out of the house and come see this show!

 

TUES MAR 28, 2006

I Can Lick Any Sonofabitch In The House | site & sound
Ron Holten | site & sound

@ Ghent Taphouse
Tickets: $5 - 21 and up
Showtime: 8 PM

Ohh! Lick Me! Lick Me!

I Can Lick Any Sonofabitch In the House. That's their name. How bad ace is that?! These guys are going to blow you Wranglers off your legs, leaving you in you Cowboy boots and tighty whities. Amazing bar house blues crossed with honky punk to get you and your lass swingin'. Opening is L Ron Hubbard. We're kidding. It's Ron Holten, a whiskey drenched troubador that will probably go home with you lady after hearing his subtle voice and guitar playing.

 

LISTEN UP PEOPLE! We booked this show at the Taphouse. So don't show at the record store, drive your ass to Ghent.

UPCOMING SHOWS


Scribble these pronto!

03/31 - The Hanks w/Sad Lives of Hollywood Lovers
04/03 - Strait Laced and Stock Market Crash
04/06 - Grizzly Bear & Voxtrot
04/07 - Dogme95 and Schooner
04/08 - Psychic Hearts
04/11 - Army of Me
04/12 - Zach Jones & Bucky Lewis
04/15 - Hoots and Hellmouth


FMI: www.relativetheoryrecords.com


MAR 3 thru MAR 30 | 2006

CANTROL
Graffiti Photography Exhibit
by
Mike Wood

A collection of photographs from various states showing graffiti in its environment. The project goes through tunnels, train yards, and abandoned buildings to find these hidden landscapes. The goal is to capture and preserve these images as well as history in general, before they are gone forever.

Relative Brews

Regular Brew:
Malawi AA Mindali Estate - Bright, aromatic and
winey, bolder than its
neighbor Kenya

Flavor of the Moment:
Vanilla Nut

Decaf Brew:
Guatamalan Roast

Remember Relative Cardholders:

Drip coffee any size is only $1 all the time.
Also whenever you spend $14.98 or more at Relative Theory Records you get a complimentary beverage of your choice. Any size. Any kind.

Check www.relativebrew.com for the skinny on cafe jamz!

Cafe Specials

Save the Animals!
$1 Lattes or Mochas when you purchase an Endangered
Species Chocolate Bar! Have you had these little chocolate goodies yet? Oh mah gah! So delish.

New Shapes!

The new cafe is jamming and now that we have our bakery case keeping the baked goods fresh we will be getting all kinds of new delicious treats in from the orchard. Attention all Bakers: if you make the ill na na please let us know because we will proudly serve your goodness to our customers. If you want to check out what our new setup looks like go ahead and click HERE for pictures. Ciao baby!

New To The Menu

Newman's Own Organics
look for these next week as we will be rounding out our snack menu with some goodness that is not only healthy but importantly healthy. Click Here to read some more about how the Newman's help this planet.

Also we have a new Jet Tea Smoothie flavor.
PEACH!

Now Available

Organic Chocolate Bars sponsored by Endangered Species Chocolate Company are HERE! We have Baby and Adult size bars in 16 flavors. We tried some samples and they are dee.lish.us! Plus 10% of their profits go to saving endangered species. We have little pamphlets in the store to give you greater insight into their mission. Did you know bats are endangered? I had know idea. Save the bats! Let's do this!

Click HERE to find out more about this awesome company.

Come On Out

DuBBuddies Night
Constructive Feedback
8 PM

This Monday [3/20]:
Our mix theme is slow - next week will be fast. Just pick music that is alot of half notes or something. Nothing higher than 20 or 30 bpms.

What is DuBBuddies?

This is our weekly mix CD night. Bring a mix CD and trade it with a friend or meet someone new. It is every Monday night and the cafe runs special bargains, like $2 mixed lattes (any size, you pick the flavors). Sometimes we schedule a movie, a live show, or we just hangout. Come get into some new music.

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It will grow and you can help.

Dynomite! Our tenth newsletter appears right on schedule (a couple hours late as I had to take a nap and this is what happens when you have yet to teach anyone else how to do your job). Spring is nearly upon us and we are making some big changes in Relative Theory and we hope you will come out to see. The photo section of the store has not gone live yet but we are sure to impress so if you are stopping in regular try to notice what has changed. We have our first event planned for the SONR and we have some other ideas that will surely land us in the big house. I guess we'll find out. Feel free to write and tell us what you like or don't like it.

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