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MARCH 7th, 2006 Issue No. 008
 
ITEMS FOR SALE Baron Zen
Isobel Campbell & Mark Lanegan
Neko Case
Dogme 95
Goldfrapp
Half-Handed Cloud
I Love You But I Have Chosen Darkness
Glenn Kotche
Milosh
Mogwai
Mudhoney
Pink Mountaintops
Rogers Sisters
Stereolab
Terrestrial Tones
V/A - Big Apple Rappin'
V/A - Bongo Flava : Swahili Rap From Tanzania
Witch


Out of The Box 89.5 FM
selections from your favorite independent radio program

Under The Microscope
take a closer look on some titles you may have missed
EVENTS | SHOWS

TUES MAR 7 | 8PM
Asobi Seksu w/Tokyo and Danatalie
Tickets $5 adv / $7 door

WED MAR 8 | 8PM
Marissa Nadler w/Great White Jenkins and Lacrymosa
Tickets $5 adv / $7 door

FRI MAR 10 | 8PM
Kiss Kiss w/New London Fire, Anousheh Khalili & Two.Five.and.J
Tickets $5 adv/$7 door

SAT MAR 11 | 8PM
Black Iron Choir w/Foxes Through Fences and A New Dawn Fades
Tickets $5 adv

SUN MAR 12 | 8PM
Dirty Projectors w/Cinemasophia
Tickets $5 adv

MON MAR 13 | 8PM
A Northern Chorus w/Bravo Silva
Tickets $5 adv

IN THE GALLERY Cantrol | MAR 3 - MAR 30
Artist - Mike Wood
Graffiti Photography Exhibition
NOW SERVING Regular - Mexico Chiapas SHG, Certified Organic and Fair Trade
Flavor of the Week - Caramel Hazelnut Cream
Decaf - Guatemalan Roast
Relative Special - Get FREE bagel, muffin, or pita with purchase of large beverage.
New To The Menu Coming next week - Newman's Organics




Click and find out who's coming to town.

   
Baron Zen
At the Mall

Release Date: 03/07/06
Label: Stones Throw
CD: $14.98 Sale $12.98
Peanut Butter Wolf, before making his name as a DJ and producer and before founding Stones Throw Records, was programming drums for a one-man punk rock/disco army known as Baron Zen. Known, that is, to almost no one, because Baron Zen did not play shows, did not release records, rejected all forms of publicity, and above all, rejected the boundaries separating hip hop, disco, punk rock and pop. Sweet Steve is the man behind Baron Zen. His recording career as Baron Zen lasted from 1988 to 1992, the best of which is collected on this album -- his first and only. He was ahead of his time in the '80s, but the times have been threatening to catch up with him. Baron Zen today sounds like the missing link between PiL and DFA...or suburban punk rock garage bands of the '80s and the DJ culture of today...or The Dead Milkmen if they had been hip hop B-boys.

Genre/Style: Punk / Dance
Isobell Campbell & Mark Lanegan
Ballad of the Broken Seas

Release Date: 03/07/06
Label: V2
CD: $14.98
There's a certain "beauty & the beast" quality to the greatest male/female, singer/songwriter duos. Consider Jane Birken hooking up with Serge Gainsburg, or Nancy Sintra and Lee Hazelwood. And so it is with "Ballad of the Broken Seas", an album length collaboration between Isobel Campbell and Mark Lanegan.There's a similar contrast between Isobel's aching, pristine chill of a voice and Lanegan's wounded, regret-stewed burr.

Genre/Style: Rock / Pop
Neko Case
Fox Confessor Brings the Flood

Release Date: 03/07/06
Label: Anti
CD: $14.98
Neko is a major poet by any standard a songwriter less interested perhaps in traditional narrative form than in distilling a pure moment of time. She claims no genre nor utilizes any classic formula for her songs and singing. More than anything shr thrives in the spaces in between her music. After two years in the making "Fox Confessor Brings The Flood" is in many ways the sum total of her journey.

Genre/Style: Rock
Dogme 95
The Reagle Beagle

Release Date: 03/07/06
Label: Empyrean
CD: $13.98 Sale $10.98
On his second full length, The Reagle Beagle, Dogme 95 tells the fictional story of himself on the H.M.S. Beagle with Charles Darwin, during Darwin’s discoveries of Evolution, Survival of the Fittest, and Plate-techtonics. Dogme 95’s goals were not only to build the music around historical facts, but most importantly combine narrative, music, and culture. The Reagle Beagle is a modern record that sounds futuristic and primitive all in the same stroke. Listen for handclaps, chants, goat toes, and organic delights… The Reagle Beagle works best in layers.
- Robert Wright

Genre/Style: Rock / Acoustic / Alt Country
Goldfrapp
Supernature
Release Date: 03/07/06
Label: Mute
CD: $15.98
Limited Edition w/ DVD $19.98
Finally a domestic release! Glam rock hooks, luscious synths & sex kitten vocals. It's required by law to love Goldfrapp.

Genre/Style: Pop
Half-Handed Cloud
Halos & Lassos

Release Date: 03/07/06
Label: Asthmatic Kitty
CD: $13.98
With hints of fitness music and video game soundtracks, "Halos and Lassos" tromps through nineteen songs like a mostly sunny afternoon in Berkeley, CA, home of band leader John Ringofer. With the modal purity of Moondog, symphonic elements of Gershwin's "Rhapsody in Blue" and the ancient art of punning. The album boast pop melodies arranged around the Ambidextrous a vintage 80's kidney shaped electronic autoharp drum machine synthesizer. Biblical allusions, sophisticated theology and lyrical displays of affection are measured by Ringhofer's indelible sense of humor.

Genre/Style: Pop / Folk
I Love You But I Have Chosen Darkness
Fear Is On Our Side

Release Date: 03/07/06
Label: Secretly Canadian
CD: $13.98 Sale $10.98
LP: $13.98
The full-length debut of this Texas band follows their 2003 self-titled five-song EP; a much poppier affair produced by Spoon's Britt Daniel, with a dose of thunder and lightning, pain and pleasure. Produced this time by Paul Barker (Ministry, Revolting Cocks), the record is more sadness than joy with lonely lyrics and hauntingly echoed guitar persuaded by chorused basslines. The sound is coaxing and familiar, then howling and anguished. Reminiscent of latter-era Talk Talk; with the introspection also comes passion. "Fear Is On Our Side" isn't trivial or banal, trendy or futile. It's a testament to our times, our revolutions, and our meaning. It's timeless, maniacal, and resounding. Darkness and truth.

Genre/Style: Rock / Post Punk
Glenn Kotche
Mobile

Release Date: 03/07/06
Label: Nonesuch
CD: $15.98

Wilco drummer/percussionist Glenn Kotsche's solo label debut, Mobile, comprises eight original compositions, with inspirations ranging from mobile sculpture, coimposer (and label-mate) Steve Reich, the Ramayana, Wilco drumbeats, the Nonesuch Explorer series, and percussionists Tony Allen and Ed Blackwell. The album features a wide range of instruments, including vibraphone, kalimba, mbira and drum kit.


Genre/Style: Rock / Experimental / Jam
Milosh
Meme

Release Date: 03/07/06
Label: Plug Research
CD: $14.98 Sale $11.98
LP: $11.98
Recorded in the 12 months after his relationship's collapse, Meme explores all facets of the newly-single male experience: heartache, loneliness, lust, guilt, soul searching, and eventually, romantic rebirth. These candid tales would only be half-victories without a worthy backdrop, though, and the music here never fails to impress. Milosh's nuanced production subtly shades the emotional content of his lyrics, adeptly capturing every fluctuation in mood. Gliding on shuffling beats and post-Blade Runner keyboards, Meme fits comfortably alongside Junior Boys and Boards of Canada, using a broad electronic palette to frame experiences charged with raw feeling.

Genre/Style: Pop / Electro
Mogwai
Mr. Beast

Release Date: 03/07/06
Label: Matador
CD: $13.98
Limited Edition w/ DVD : $16.98
LP: $17.98
Though there are still hints aplenty of the subtle beauty that adomed big chunks of "Rock Action" and "Happy Songs For Happy People" there's an equal portion of head crushers on this one that will leave you gasping for air. An ultramodern rock masterpiece, that lives up to it's name.

Genre/Style: Rock / Post Rock
Mudhoney
Under A Billion Suns

Release Date: 03/07/06
Label: Sub Pop
CD: $13.98
LP: $13.98

For 18 years, Mudhoney has proved to be one of the most consistently electrifying acts to survive the grunge implosion, whatever that was. The wolfish howls of singer Mark Arm, soulful splatterings of guitarist Steve Turner, and frenzied fills of drummer Dan Peters have produced nine albums to date, most of which are considered neo-garage classics. Original bassist Matt Lukin has been replaced by the inimitable Australian Guy Maddison. "Under A Billion Suns" is performed with the same amplified urgency of their previous work. Mudhoney has never swayed from their vision of making really loud rock, and this album is no exception. Produced by three notable knobsters, Phil Ek, Johnny Sangster, and Tucker Martine, and boasting a blaring horn section, this record exposes a more snidely political-fueled side of our shaggy heroes, but one revealed through the invariables of the Mudhoney recipe: thick, soggy punk riffs and underrated guitar dynamics, psychedelic tangents, and snot-nosed finger pointing. Loud and fierce.


Genre/Style: Rock
Pink Mountaintops
Axis of Evol

Release Date: 03/07/06
Label: Jagjaguwar
CD: $14.98 Sale $11.98
LP: $11.98

With Axis of Evol, Pink Mountaintops' second full-length record, Mcbean has once again created something much greater than the sum of his influences. Axis of Evol begins with a foreboding spiritual. It then almost immediately ramps up into a thumping, buzzing, blissful haze, at various parts sounding like the Velvet Underground or Spacemen 3 or the Jesus and Mary Chain circa Psycho Candy, and then ends with a hypnotic, Smog-like meditation. Throughout the record, Mcbean sings about love and war, the love of war, and the war of love-on the body, on the mind and on the soul. Home-recorded and largely self-produced, Axis of Evol is a further testament to the vital prolificacy of Stephen Mcbean.


Genre/Style: Rock
Rogers Sisters
The Invisible Deck

Release Date: 03/07/06
Label: Too Pure
CD: $13.98
Produced by Tim Barnes, this record is a sonic leap forward for the group; combining a more adventurous sense of songwriting with a larger, wider production value. Drawing on a range of sounds that includes new wave, no wave, punk, post-punk, and garage rock, sisters Jennifer and Laura, plus honorary Rogers Miyuki Furtado, forge a completely original sound. A record full of twitchy guitar lines, call-and-response vocals, and swaggering beats reminiscent of bands like ESG, The Bush Tetras, The B-52s, and The Slits.

Genre/Style: Rock / Now Wave
Stereolab
Fab Four Suture

Release Date: 03/07/06
Label: Too Pure
CD: $10.98
Spin Magazine hailed Stereolab as one of pop's 50 most influential ensembles. Over fifteen prolific years, the band has produced qualitatively consistent and unique music that has been instantly recognized by media. In addition to over a dozen glittering LPs, their back catalog is littered with fan-pleasing gems: limited editions, one-off collaborations, split singles, etc. This CD/double 10-compilation also includes songs from the previous 7-inch series released in September 2005. "England's lounge-pop heroes" - Blender. "Stereolab's unmistakable cosmonaut pop...was a trademarked stamp of the '90s. No one else managed to duplicate their retro-futurist harmony or even come close to naming their albums with the same pre-Fridge Magnet Poetry serendipitous absurdity" - Fader.

Genre/Style: Pop
Terrestrial Tones
Dead Drunk

Release Date: 03/07/06
Label: Paw Tracks
CD: $13.98 Sale $10.98
LP: $11.98
Brooklyn's Terrestrial Tones is the roommate duo of Eric Copeland (Black Dice) and Dave Portner (The Animal Collective). Over the years the two have been quietly making music in between Animal Collective and Black Dice commitments. Recorded in their apartment while living in Paris last summer, Terrestrial Tones' third record Dead Drunk sounds like the duo spent a bit too much time in the Parisian flea markets. African food stands, forgotten European pop records, discarded American analog pedals and junk, old Soviet electronics, they all come together into something highly disconcerting, curiously pleasurable, and beyond new.

Genre/Style: Experimental
Various Artists
Big Apple Rappin'

Release Date: 03/07/06
Label: Soul Jazz
CD: $24.98 Sale $19.98
Subtitle: 'The Early Days of Hip-Hop Culture in New York City 1979-1982.' "Big Apple Rappin' tells the story of the birth of rap/hip-hop culture in New York City, featuring an amazing collection of the first rap records along with original flyer art, exclusive photos, interviews and more. Starting in the Bronx in the late 1970s rap grew out of a combination of disco and funk breaks alongside the Soundsystem culture of Jamaica (Dancehalls, DJs, soundclashes) first brought to the New York block party jams of the first hip-hop DJ, Kool Herc. This album brings together for the first time all the key ingredients that gave birth to hip-hop culture -- independent record labels, flyer art, the first photos. The first record producers were both American and Jamaican-emigrees. Featuring interviews with artists, producers, one of the first-ever photographers to document the scene, Joe Conzo, flyer-designer Buddy Esquire -- Big Apple Rappin' is an incredible overview of the birth of hip-hop culture. The music on this album features both classic and unbelievably rare tracks from the first days of rap most of which have never been re-issued and unheard outside of New York in the last 25 years! This is a double CD with slipcase and 64-page booklet. The vinyl comes in two super-loud double-vinyl albums (vol 1 and 2) for all DJs.

Genre/Style: Hip Hop / Old School
Various Artists
Bongo Flava : Swahili Rap From Tanzania

Release Date: 03/07/06
Label: Out Here Records
CD: $19.98

Bongo Flava: Swahili Rap from Tanzania is a 70- minute ride through the streets of Dar es Salaam. It's a look at what youth in present urban East Africa think and dream about. Bongo Flava is the name of a certain type of hip-hop-influenced music which -- unnoticed by the rest of the world -- has become the best selling pop music in East Africa today. It's a music of the post-socialism era channeled by a wave of new private radio stations. The name "bongo flava" comes from the Kiswahili word for brains: ubongo. Bongo is the nickname of Dar es Salaam, and means that you need brains to survive there. Tanzanian youth started rapping in the 1980s fascinated by U.S. hip-hop. They soon developed their own way of doing it and today the music has become a style characterized by the use of local melodies, beats, topics and their own language, Kiswahili. This compilation presents the hits by some of the most important Bongo Flava artists.


Genre/Style: Hip-Hop / Old School
Witch
Self-Titled

Release Date: 03/07/06
Label: Tee Pee
CD: $14.98 $11.98
LP: $15.98
J Mascis’s stoner-rock band is here, thank God. It’s classic-rock influenced stoner-metal, so they obviously sound like Sabbath, but this somehow doesn’t come off as a ripoff or idolozation. Somewhere between the riffage you realize that these are seasoned veterans from a handful of different backgrounds and genres. All four of these dudes know how to rip, and it shows. Rounding off this beast of a lineup are Kyle Thomes (Exhorder, Floodgate), Dave Sweetapple, and Asa Irons (Feathers). Mascis has made a relatively surprising return to drums on this album, but sounds just as intense as he did on the Deep Wound recordings, and as precise as he did on Dinosaur Jr’s Without a Sound (1994). “Black Saint” and “Changing” have emerged as my two early favorites on the record, but it holds together as well as any doom record (that wasn’t a concept album) I’ve ever heard. The bottom line? I heard this album not knowing who it was or who played on it at first, and I thought it killed. If star-power doesn’t put a hype behind Witch, the songs will do it themselves. - Aircraft

Genre/Style: Rock / Stoner / Metal
   
My Morning Jacket
Z

Release Date: Oct 05
Label: ATO
CD: $12.98
I like domestic beer, preferably light domestic beer. Bud Light or High Life will do, but I’ll drink PBR with no complaints. My Morning Jacket is like good domestic beer; there’s nothing pretentious or implied about them, they just get the job done and it goes down easy. Jim James has one of the most intriguing voices in rock today and I’d go so far as to call these guys the southern Radiohead. The champagne of bands. - Jerome Spencer

Genre/Style: Rock
Jenny Lewis & Watson Twins
Rabbit Fur Coat

Release Date: Jan 06
Label: Team Love
CD: $14.98
It's like having you feet tickled by the grass, while you sway on a tire swing in the Great Plains. Jenny Lewis is the front woman for Rilo Kiley, and is pretty easy on the eyes, or eye if you are a cyclops.

Genre/Style: Pop
Little Willies
Self-Titled

Release Date: March 06
Label: Angel
CD: $17.98
Kickin' and swingin' side project from Norah Jones and her citybilly pals. This record will be everywhere as they make the world one big hony-tonk.

Genre/Style: Rock / Pop
Robinella
Solace for the Lonely

Release Date: Feb 2006
Label: Columbia
CD: $16.98
Combining elements of jazz, funk, soul and pop, RobinElla has delivered one of the most unique and genre bending releases of 2006. With her winsome Appalachian accent, jazz vocal phrasing and production help from Doug Lancio Solace For The Lonely represents a rebirth of the artist and showcases her artistic and musical growth from te self titled rootsier and bluegrassy Columbia release.

Genre/Style: Jazz / Funk / Soul
   
Soundtribe Sector 9
Artifact

Release Date: Feb 05
Label: System Recordings
CD: $14.98 Sale $10.98

They say this CD was recorded between 2001 and 2004 "at home and on tour, in bedrooms, hotels, moving vehicles, parking garages...." But despite its name, this isn't an album of sketches, lost tracks, and other detritus. Instead, Artifact is a haunting document of ambient designs, trippy lounge, and cinematic atmospheres that occupy STS9's first new CD in five years. The "home" recordings are actually verité vignettes providing connecting tissue for songs like "Better Day," a haunting lament with breathy guest vocals from Audio Angel (Rashida Clendening), and the space-age lounge music of "Somesing." A band that plays as much as it programs, STS9's compositions have a natural flow and integrity, as if they were grown as much as computed. "Tokyo" is a hypnotic jam of slide guitar and electronic atmospheres lashed together on a kinetic groove sliced by dream sequence logic. Imagine the Grateful Dead going glitch on Miles Davis's Bitches Brew and you have a good sense of STS9's sound and why they've played events from the alternative festival Coachella to jam-band gatherings like Bonaroo. Artifact doesn't look back, but forward to a horizon still a few moments in the future. -John Diliberto


Genre/Style: Electronic / Pop
The Double
Loose In Air

Release Date: Sept 05
Label: Matador
CD: $14.98 Sale $11.98
NYC's The Double deliver their Matador debut, a worthy successor to 2004's "Palm Fronds". The massed Ace Tone/Vox/Casio keys and floating vocals have led some staff members to liken the sound to music as diverse as '60s British folk mixed with theatrical synth bands. But the spooky/paranoid vibes and insistent, inventive rhythms of the percussion build up a wall of sound more nervous and intense than the comparison might suggest. Irresistible pop melodies are laid on top. An indescribable and lovely mess.

Genre/Style: Pop / Rock
Some Girls
Heaven's Pregnant Teens

Release Date: Jan 2006
Label: Epitaph
CD: $13.98 Sale $9.98
Some Girls is a five-person assault out of the sleepy Navy town of San Diego, comprised of the creme de la crass of musicians from that city's famed hardcore/punk underground. Fronted by Give Up The Ghost and American Nightmare's Wes Eisold, the band features a who's who of hardcore players from The Locust, Plot To Blow Up The Eiffel Tower, Unbroken, Over My Dead Body, Swing Kids, and Crimson Curse. This is their first full-length; an unrelenting musical psychosis, adding new dimensions of brutality to Some Girls' now-trademark thrash attack. Includes a snarling cover of Public Image Ltd.'s post-punk classic, "Religion".

Genre/Style: Punk / Metal
Morning Theft
The News Says It's Raining in New York

Release Date: Mar 05
Label: self-released
CD: $9.98 Sale $7.98
"The News Says It's Raining In New York is a solid album from start to finish, showcasing the bands love of layering strumming guitars with finger picking goodness, as well as their roller coaster ability to take you from quite whisper to distorted scream, while perhaps one of the strongest aspects of the album is the desire it leaves for more, and the promise it shows from a band coming into their own." - Jim Pike, Silent Uproar.com

Genre/Style: Rock
   
Ambulance LTD
New English EP
Sale $8.98
Green Arrows
4-Track Recording
Sale $17.98
Herbaliser
Fabric Live 26
Sale $17.98
I Can Lick Any Sonofabitch
Live at Dante's
Sale $15.98
Lanterna
Desert Ocean
Sale $13.98
Willie Nelson
You Don't Know Me: Cindy Walker
Sale $14.98

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TUES MAR 7, 2006

Asobi Seksu | site & sound
Tokyo | site & sound
Danatalie | site & sound


Tickets: $5
Showtime: 8 PM
Relative Card: 50 points

It won't go any louder

What is the best thing that happened in the 90's - debatable answer: My Bloody Valentine and Jesus and the Mary Chain. You don't agree? Well thank the sweet lord that some people agree because these are the influences I enjoy hearing in a record store/venue. Asobi Seksu has played here twice before and last time it sold out so you might want to get your a$$ here early. Not to mention our popular locals Tokyo and Danatalie are on the sweet bill.

WED MAR 8, 2006

Marissa Nadler | site & sound
Great White Jenkins | site & sound
Lacrymosa | site & sound

Tickets: $5 adv / $7 door
Showtime: 8 PM

Hello enchanted forest. We meet again.

Marissa Nadler’s The Saga of Mayflower May had just come out, and after the first spin I was uncharacteristically hooked. I don’t know what it is, but I love this album. I’ve heard the word “haunting” used to describe vocals on more aggressive album’s than I can remember, but this recording was one of the first time’s I thought it might fit. It sounds like she recorded in a church. Her accompaniment is subtle and minimalistic, usually acoustic guitar, sometimes woodwinds, organ, and strings.

Come see how this folk-goddess sounds live March 8th, with the Great White Jenkins and Lacrymosa… just don’t tell my girlfriend how excited I am about it.
- Aircraft

FRI MAR 10, 2006

Kiss Kiss | site & sound
New London Fire | site & sound
Anousheh Khalili | site & sound
Two.Five.and.J | site & sound

Tickets: $5 adv / $7 door
Showtime: 8 PM

Have you heard?

This should be Relative's night for bands about to break. Most of these fresh faces are on their way to SXSW and I will say it is awesome to have a little bit of that action coming through Norfolk. Just look at our March calendar. It is seriously is out of control. Go on and check out each one of these bands and see what you like. Locals 2.5.and.J are closing this slammer out so be sure to get here early as they are sure to pack the house.

SAT MAR 11, 2006


Foxes Through Fences | site & sound
Black Iron Choir | site & sound
A New Dawn Fades | site & sound

Tickets: $5 adv
Showtime: 8 PM

Deepest dark shadows. Unveil!

Do you like post rock? experimental math rock? ambient black metal? Do you want to know who is opening up this sound with new boundaries? Have you ever found a drink outside with an unbroken seal and thought hmmm I probably can do this? Is anyone even listening to me? Come to Relative and listen/see new music and then go out and get some drinks. We've got the best boundary pushers in the business.

SUN MAR 12, 2006

Dirty Projectors | site & sound
Cinemasophia | site & sound
Bicycles and Gravel | site & sound

Tickets: $5 adv
Showtime: 8 PM

You cannot look away.

I still have not figured out how to describe the Dirty Projectors but I do know that when it is on am extremely curious and begin to feel like I am attending church somewhere possibly on the Asian continent. This may sound weird but just check it out and it may make sense. Peter Joseph (writer for Pop Matters) may have figured out a little more than I. Read here for his review. Also Cinemasophia - have you heard them lately? They make harmony out of noise. Very loud and very soothing. Bicycles and Gravel will open promptly at 8 so get here early!

MON MAR 13, 2006

A Northern Chorus | site & sound
Bravo Silva | site & sound

Tickets: $5 adv
Showtime: 8 PM

Heart pumper

Bravo Silva played here back in Nov and they were phenomenal. Their influences are The Smiths and The Cure but I am thinking these guys watched a lot of Miami Vice. I will get video for this posted soon. A Northern Chorus also played here back in Nov the day after Bravo Silva. This sound is very similar to Sigur Ros and Explosions in the Sky - very very very very phenomenal.

UPCOMING SHOWS


Scribble these pronto!

03/16 - Zolof the R&R Destroyer
03/17 - Pash & Shapiro
03/19 - Enoch, Seamonster, and Lacrymosa
03/20 - Jackie O Motherfucker
03/25 - Private Eleanor
03/27 - They Shoot Horses Don't They
03/28 - I Can Lick Any SOB @ Ghent Taphouse

FMI: www.relativetheoryrecords.com


MAR 3 thru MAR 30 | 2006

CANTROL
Graffiti Photography Exhibit
by
Mike Wood

A collection of photographs from various states showing graffiti in its environment. The project goes through tunnels, train yards, and abandoned buildings to find these hidden landscapes. The goal is to capture and preserve these images as well as history in general, before they are gone forever.

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Mexico Chiapas SHG, Certified Organic and Fair Trade

Flavor of the Moment:
Caramel Hazelnut Cream

Decaf Brew:
Guatemalan Roast

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Cafe Specials

FREE Baked Goods
All you have to do is buy a large beverage from the cafe and you can get a FREE muffin, bagel, or pita. This comes with the extras at no extra charge - hummus, cream cheese, butter, or jelly! You can do whatever you want baby! So come on in and let us tell you how good you look. Mmmmm

New Shapes!

The new cafe is jamming and now that we have our bakery case keeping the baked goods fresh we will be getting all kinds of new delicious treats in from the orchard. Attention all Bakers: if you make the ill na na please let us know because we will proudly serve your goodness to our customers. If you want to check out what our new setup looks like go ahead and click HERE for pictures. Ciao baby!

New To The Menu

Newman's Own Organics
look for these next week as we will be rounding out our snack menu with some goodness that is not only healthy but importantly healthy. Click Here to read some more about how the Newman's help this planet.

Now Available

Organic Chocolate Bars sponsored by Endangered Species Chocolate Company are HERE! We have Baby and Adult size bars in 16 flavors. We tried some samples and they are dee.lish.us! Plus 10% of their profits go to saving endangered species. We have little pamphlets in the store to give you greater insight into their mission. Did you know bats are endangered? I had know idea. Save the bats! Let's do this!

Click HERE to find out more about this awesome company.

Come On Out

DuBBuddies Night
Bliss is what you make of it.
8 PM

This Monday [3/13]:
Our mix theme instrumental - the only way we will allow vocals is if they are being used for instrumentation only - no language. Any style but only instrumental songs.

What is DuBBuddies?

This is our weekly mix CD night. Bring a mix CD and trade it with a friend or meet someone new. It is every Monday night and the cafe runs special bargains, like $2 mixed lattes (any size, you pick the flavors). Sometimes we schedule a movie, a live show, or we just hangout. Come get into some new music.

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