Demetri Martin
< author: david >
I love this guy. If he lived on my street then we would be friends. Relative Theory had this idea for a podcast where we would just ride around in a car and tell jokes. Basically he beat us to it only he does it on stage. Beautiful humor which ostensibly arises from his natural thoughts to silly observations when hanging out with friends. I laughed out loud just about every third time the recorded audience laughed out loud because when you see a comic live you laugh all the time. why? because you are drunk.
one of my favorite jokes - I bought a dictionary and the first word I looked up was “dictionary” and it said “You’re an Asshole”. oh this one is good too - glitter is the herpes of craft supplies. just buy it, his cd is out and includes a dvd. worth every penny.

September 30th, 2006 at 6:19 am
“What about hey, who made cookies?”
September 30th, 2006 at 9:40 am
Demetri Martin is my favorite stand-up comedian. I need this cd. Badly.
September 30th, 2006 at 10:22 am
“Somebody cleaned my room.”
October 1st, 2006 at 5:30 am
“a dreamcatcher works…if your dream is to be gay.”