Herb is no Herb
< author: ill lit >
Up from the dusty Relative crates right now is a mint copy of Herb Alpert’s Rise. While some ignorant mofos might call this “Love Boat music,” (pshh!) pay them no mind: Herb is no herb. Follow his meandering trumpet on the title track to the breakdown that is the monster bassline straight jacked for Biggie’s “Hypnotize.” Remember naughty-seven when you couldn’t get away from that joint? Remember when it turned Biggie’s funeral processional into a Brooklyn street jam (youtube, anyone…)? “Biggie Biggie Biggie, can’t you see…?”
Swing by the shop, peep the used vinyl wall, and cop it before Chad Hugo beats you to it.


June 5th, 2006 at 4:00 pm
We are living in a society where we have to TELL people to buy mint Herb Alpert vinyl.
June 6th, 2006 at 3:40 am
you don’t have to tell me - why didn’t I see this in the store?
June 6th, 2006 at 5:35 am
These are the last days, indeed. The Seventh Seal is in full effect.